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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, No_Archive_Warnings_Apply, Graphic
      Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage
  Category:
      F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi, Gen, Other
  Fandom:
      The_Lord_of_the_Rings_-_J._R._R._Tolkien, Harry_Potter_-_J._K._Rowling,
      Sherlock_(TV), Supernatural, The_Vampire_Diaries_(TV), Glee, Sherlock
      Holmes_&_Related_Fandoms, Sherlock_Holmes_-_Arthur_Conan_Doyle, Sherlock_
      (TV)_RPF, Sherlock_Holmes_(Downey_films), Murder_Rooms:_The_Dark
      Beginnings_of_Sherlock_Holmes, Lord_of_the_Rings_RPF, The_Lord_of_the
      Rings_-_All_Media_Types, The_Lord_of_the_Rings_(Movies), LEGO_The_Lord_of
      the_Rings, Supernatural_RPF, Supernatural_Novels_-_Various, Supernatural:
      Bloodlines, Supernatural:_The_Animation, Glee_RPF, The_Vampire_Diaries_&
      Related_Fandoms, The_Vampire_Diaries_-_L._J._Smith, Vampire_Diaries_RPF,
      Harry_Potter_RPF, A_Very_Potter_Musical, My_Little_Pony, My_Little_Pony:
      Friendship_is_Magic, My_Little_Pony_Tales, My_Little_Pony:_Equestria
      Girls, My_Little_Pony_(Cartoon_1984), Shingeki_no_Kyojin_|_Attack_on
      Titan, 5_Seconds_of_Summer_(Band), Fall_Out_Boy, All_Time_Low, Panic!_at
      the_Disco, Metallica, The_Wanted_(Band), The_Hunger_Games_(Movies), The
      Avengers_(Marvel_Movies), Marvel_Cinematic_Universe, 무사_백동수_|_Warrior
      Baek_Dong_Soo, Fullmetal_Alchemist:_Brotherhood_&_Manga
  Relationship:
      Bilbo_Baggins/Harry_Potter, Hermione_Granger/Bilbo_Baggins, Lindley/Bilbo
      Baggins, Lindley/Harry_Potter, Dean_Winchester/Sam_Winchester, Castiel/
      Crowley, Damon_Salvatore/Stefan_Salvatore, Elena_Gilbert/Damon_Salvatore/
      Stefan_Salvatore, Sherlock_Holmes/John_Watson, Rubeus_Hagrid/Lindley
      Skullringz, Halmir/Lindley_Skullringz, Bilbo_Baggins/John_Watson, alex/
      lindley, Pinkie_Pie/Other(s), Levi/Eren_Yeager
  Character:
      Harry_Potter, Bilbo_Baggins, Hermione_Granger, Lindley_Skullringz, Ron
      Weasley, Crowley_(Supernatural), Castiel, Dean_Winchester, Stefan
      Salvatore, Damon_Salvatore, Elena_Gilbert, John_Watson, Sherlock_Holmes,
      Tom_Bombadil, Halmir, Rubeus_Hagrid, Original_Female_Character(s), Pinkie
      Pie, Kayne_West, Sam_Winchester, Eren_Yeager, Brendon_Urie, The_Doctor,
      The_Doctor_(Doctor_Who), Britney_Spears, Brittany_S._Pierce
  Additional Tags:
      Explicit_Sexual_Content, Alternate_Universe_-_High_School, Hobbits,
      martin_freeman_-_Freeform, Crossover, Crossover_Pairings, Originally
      Posted_on_FanFiction.Net, Teen_Pregnancy, Pregnancy, Group_Sex, Graphic
      Description, Violence, Sherlock's_Mind_Palace, Mind_Palace, I_Love_You, :
      3, xxxxxx, Titans, HAHAHAA, sexxxx, all_TIEM_loww!!!!!, i_luv_alex,
      Gaskarth, he's_da_best_guitarism_evr, luv_u_all, fhanks_4_reading
  Stats:
      Published: 2014-08-27 Updated: 2015-04-14 Chapters: 19/? Words: 7937
****** Just The Way I'm Not ******
by xxxkawaiikandixxx
Summary
     Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover including some characters
     from TV shows (SHERLOCKKKKKK.K SUPERNATURAL, THE VAMPIER DAIRIES!!!!)
     and Movies other than Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. highschool
     alternative universe. My first fanfic XD XDXDXDXD.
     Lots of sex scenes (ehehehe scenes)
Notes
     AN (authors note): OMFG MY FIRTS FANFICTION! xD XD XDXD im a huge
     lotr and hp fan! I SAW THE MOVIES AND OMG THEY ARE SO GREAT pls leave
     critisism im new and want to improve 3
     enjoy!
     I LOVE YOU!
     -Kathey
     PS. ISNT MARTIN FREEMAN THE BEST? I LOVE HIMSO MUCHH XDDDDD
See the end of the work for more notes
***** Chapter 1 *****
I am a student at Shirewood Academy. My friend Harry and my brother Gandalf are
my best friends. Most of the kids there are losers and they're barely any scene
people there apart from me Harry and some other scene but Gondalf is "normal".
(He likes katy perry omg ew). Oh what's my name you ask? Lindley Skullringz.
I heard my alarm clock and opened my eyes. I turned it off and closed my eyes.
I closed my eyes and then I sat up. I smiled because even through it was monday
I was happy because I WOULD SEE MY CRUSH TODAY AT SCHOOL. His name is Bilbbo
Baggins and he has AMAZING dyed red hair with green bangs. he has a The Wanted
(best band EVER xDDDDDD!) hoodie that he always wears and it smells SO GOOD. he
has the coolest tumblr (I f*cking LOVE it even tho i'm new to it) in school!
I went onto the bus and rolled my eyes at the bus driver who always eyed me
weirdly cause i'm a scene then I walked to the back of the bus where Harry was
saving a spot for me. But Bilbo was sitting in the middle of the bus with a
stupid popular girl and i was so frustrated so instead of sitting down with
Harry I went to see bilbo and the bitch sitting next to him.
"Hi billbo" i frilted
"Hi Lindley" he replied silently holding that naturally blond bitch's hand
tightly glaring up at me.
"OMG WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH!" I screamed
"I don't hate you…" he mumbled and frowned up at me as if I were a little green
man.
The loser sitting next tp him raised an eyebrow and grimaced at me then flipped
her hair. "You fucking bitch.." I muttered loudly and then turned around
forcing myself not to kick her in the crotch.
Some stupid goths and popular kids snickered and shook their head. I cried
angrily and sat down next to Harriet.
"Why doesn't he like me…" i sighed unhappily.
Harry blushed and looked away just like there was sumething he wasn't tellling
me.
"Whaat's wrong?" i tilted my head.
"Nothing" he answered and looked out of the window sadly.
"Tell me.." I attempted at comforting him with a pat on his shoulder.
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!" he sobbed and went to sit somewhere else. I wondered
what i did wrong.
xX*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*Xx
When we got out of the bus that idiot goth girl was walking with Bilboo of
course but i tried to walk to Harry but he was already walking fast to the
campus. I frowned.
Bilbo and whatever-her-name-is got into a fight and Bilbo started crying but
the goth girl slapped him in the face mercilessly and waked away from him and
smiled at her girlfriend (omg not in that way hahaha ew)
I got next to Dilbo and smiled at him. "What's wrong? "
"God she's such a bitch i never want to talk with her again!"
"Ughhh i know right! she doesnt even wear hair extensions!"
"Yeah."
SUddenly ron (a cool scene bi guy who always talks to bilbo and never me) ran
up to us exitedly
"Hai gaiiiiis! Im having a partay tonite! Wanna cum?"
I gasped
I've never been invited to ron's parties before
***** Chapter 2 *****
Chapter Notes
     (AN (author's note): ahahahahaha hai guys! RAWR XD im sorry i wrote
     some parts on an ipad so theyre not as good hahaha im sorry c: Thx
     for reviewing SherlockGirl! I'm gonna keep this going evn if i m not
     gettinga lot of reviews.. MARTIN FREEMAN ROX!)
See the end of the chapter for more notes
"SURE OMG!" i screamed passionly.
"Yeah sure man" Bilbo nodded.
"cool! invite cool peeps!" Ron said unpretetiusly
"omg i heard that ron's parties are the best!" i said once ron was gone.
"yeah theyre gr9!" Ron assured me.
I couldnt beliegve it
Bilbo was actually talking to me for once!
"Are you bringing a date?" i said sadly, hoping if he waz it wusn't the popular
gilr.
"Well i was hoping that you could be my date" he said to me beriefly.
"OMFG OF COURSE" I breathed out deeply and happily.
This was the best moment of my life! But there was sum thing I didn't know :
were the gothic gurl snd Bilbo broken up? Cause if they are then I would
totally have a chance with Bildo !
"Du you think Hermoinee will be eajlus? he asked me concernedly .
"Wait who's Hermoieer?" I asked him confuesed.
"My fuxking girlfriend Lindley! WAKE UP" the way mx name rolled off his tongue
was so fucking sexu
"Oh I'm sorry but no she slapped you babe I think she is pretty over yu now
don't you fingk?" I questioned. I was hurt that he was still considering
'Hermoinee' as his gf she's such a loser ughhh.
"Yes but tbh I'm scarred of her she is so creepy and she pays me money so that
we stay together I don't care you know what? Let's go out and she will ne jelly
but that is her problem not our ok."
I frowned seductively. So Bilbe actually did t like Hermoinee then… (AN
(author's note): hermoinee is hot but Bildo is hootter (and so is martin
freeman hehe)!ican say dat cause im bisexyal olay?!)
So I grinned up to Bikbo and nodded "Ok so let's go to Ronny's party togetha!""
"OMG suivre" he said to me aS we walked In the corridor of our school.
Some weird hipsters stared at me and I hit one it the face with fury and
depression. Some people laughed but soe cried understandding my sadness. Soem
even smild, not nowing wut 2 do part frm ignoRING (AN (author's note): do u get
it because lord of the RINGs)
Harry didn't even look at me he was probably mad at me for being wit Billy but
I mean weare totally just friends he should not be frustrated if I date Dibly
right? Omg so I walked to my locker (that was right next to Tom Bombadils a
cool scene guy from my goemetric glass) even if I felt like slutting my wrasts
and opened it depressingly.
In it was...A LOVE NOTE!
Chapter End Notes
     (AN (author's note): LOVE THE PPL THAT READ THIS THX A LOT IT MEANS
     SO MUCH TO ME XXXXXXXXXXX)
***** Chapter 3 *****
Chapter Summary
     haha sherlock comes in :33333
Chapter Notes
     (AN (authors nord) : So if is not my fault if I can't spell proarly
     MY PARENTS TOOK MY LAPTOP AWAY OK SO I MEED TO USE YHE IPAD AMD IT
     SUCKS NUT I HAVE NO CHLICE SORRY AkSO pls review otherwise ill kill
     mtself lolXDXDXDXDDDDD)
"Dear Lindley
Ur eyes are like gErard's Way but 10x sexier
i luve the way you walk and the way you smile
i wanna hold ur hand kiss ur lipz
will u let me be the one to wear ur eyes I want them so XD
With love from th guy who loves u Moist
-H"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?" i squealed excited ly while fiercley weggling my
eyebrow
someone…...LIKE LIKED ME! maybe it was...Tom Bombodel! (Ever1 calls him Cherry
Bomb now) but if he liked me why hasn't he said a word to me yat? Like we
haven't even. Like talked once.
"What's that?" Harry came up to me I'm my locker and frowned down AT&T the love
note in a way that was f he aked curiosity and confusion staring at it
seductively.
"Nun off yure busiwaxzz!" I screamed sex like
"OH COME ON LINDLEY LEMME SEA" he whined like a
sexey god.
"fiiiiiiiiiiineeeee" I moaned seductiv e
He smuled finelly and grabbed the note really sexely then read it. God i never
noticed how sexy he was b4 also I have a thang for guys with yellow eyes but
still i love Bibloo more but Harry is still hot 2 me.
"Someone likes you? Their name stars with an H… do you think its Halmir? He's
so small and not hot thouugh.. (AN (authors note): yeah coz Harry is gray if
you have a problem wifh grays get the f*ck out of here!) I don't know but… do
you know anyone who's name starts with H? mine does but im totes gray" Harry
asked
"Um….not really and who is Halmir? ? ? ? ? ?" i asked
"he's This dude that does stuff i think." i said said
"Oh yeah that guy!" i shouted excitedly "But hes too ugly to have a crush on
me." suddenly it dawned at me! "OMFG WHAT IF I GET SHELLROCK HOMES (AN (authors
note): i wish i could be f*cked by Benneic Comberbutch) TO RESEARCH THISFOR
ME!" i screamed grimmly.
"SHELLRLOCK ID THE SMARTEST (and hUttest) GUY IN SCHOOL (besides bibko also hes
gray i think i)!" Harry Potter screamed ok an authors notte the teachhurs doont
care fi students sceatm at woodshire high ok shut up)
It so happened that shellrock was walking by at that moment.
"SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK" we whimpered at him seductvely an(authors note)
(but hes gray so it doesnt really matter)
"What" he said as he brushes his AMAyZING dyed green bangs out of his eyes but
they fall back on it and its so sexy omg. "I'm busy callculating
2x5x678x821986969-73243:)!"
"I need you to solve some thing for us" I told him grumbeyly.
"Whaaaat isss itttt" he hissed in annoyance atd rolled his eyes. I think he
doesn't like Harry very much because he is not a Muggle he is a wizzaared and
really not as smart as Shercock is.
"There's this love letter I got and well like it's signed 'H' so me and Harry
are trying to figure out who it is!" I explained and handed him the letter
written in text slang and bad handwritting and he scoffed.
"Sure I guess…" he flipped his teesed hair and grinned at his boyfriend that
walked by (AN (authors note) : like i said if u have a problemo with grays gtfo
also MARTIN FREEMANE 3 "Isn't he so effing hot OMEG"
I snickered shortly and squealed afterwords "So… your gonna solve the H case? "
I screamed unable to hide my exitment from him. Harry looked bored and so he
stated to sex up some other scene dudes and made Converse (AN(AN): XDXD XD XD)
)with them.
"I think so…? I–I'll try maibe…" he sighed emo. (AN (authors note): alright so
Sherlocko is emo but he is still really nice but he isn't scene so it's not the
suaem think duh (if you have a prblm with emo ppl gtfio cuz sherlock s nice)
also he's grray) "Have you tried Halmir?" he said abortinably as he pursed his
lips hotly.
"Yess but he is not attractive adn I would be too hot for him so let's fourget
Halmir! Try something else your smart u'll figure it out!" I insisted
insistently.
He groaned. "you're right i am really smart" he said modestly. "but I can try
helping you with this case…...I think" tearingly he said
"YAAAY!" I yelled petpendicularly (AN (ahthorss naute): i love that noun) as I
hugged him but he pushed me away with the excuse that he had a bae and also he
was gray so he didn't like to hug gills.
He smiled sadly and sat down crossleggedly on the floor closing his eyes and
being in his mind palace
"What are you doing?" Harry I asked abruptly as he sat don in the ground to
look at Sherlock in the eyes.
"imm in my mind place... I...need...to...concentrate...now shuttup."
I shurgged but sat down as well not giving a shit about the people that wanted
to pass in the halleyways and waiting for John to give me a name.
I straightforwardly had no clue.
"Hagrid."
***** Chapter 4 *****
Chapter Notes
     AN (authors note) : Okay so I know most of you will wonder what
     Hagrid is doing in a high school…. well… he is a Janitor OKAY? And he
     is like 19 and supper hat not like hagrid in the movies hahahahaha.
     thx for the reviewz but:
     f*ck u "iheartpbnj" gay iz a slur and its offensive, my frand told me
     that gray is the actual term okkkkk! ur a homophob!
     also "phantomsonic" (if that is your real name lolXDD im sorry im
     really random i have ADJD) umm who cares ur not the boss of me! i
     think my grammar is better then urs soooo also wtf is a Archive Ov
     Our Own?
     ANYWAYZ pls revieew AND LEAVE CRITISISM THIS IS MY FURST FaNFOC and
     folow ily xOxOxOxOxOxOxO
     -love Kathey 3 3
     p,S IM STILL WRITING ON MU EYEPAD SO PLS DONT HATE LIKE PHANTOMSONIC
     DID OK
"Hagrid?" I repeated stonily.
"Hargird" Sherlock sWuelchily replied.
We stared at each other in awkward silence for a monet. B
"how do u know its hagrid" Harry potter piped in
"I dunno I just do" Sherlock Holmes popped out
"oh ok makes sense now!" I squealed really hot like cause im the hottest girl
in scol.
"But that means he is a pedo file coz he is like 60 or something! And he is the
fucking Janetor!" I panted. "this is so scarey oh god"
Harry scratched his elbow awkwardly and leaned against a locker as he looked
lovingly at me.
"We shuld still talk wit him also harriet why r u starin at me lyk that ur
gray"
"is he even HERE RIGHT NOW?" Sherlock ALMOST screamed.
I and harry tilted our heads to the lefty. "We can ask if som1 hass seen him
round"
Suddenly Legolas this guy that looks like Patrick Stump (AN (author's note):
isnt MCR just perf) except in less hott listened in 2 hour convo. "What are you
guyz talking bout?"
"Some guy that did a thing…" I sighed tiredly.
"Who is the guyy?" Legolas asked depressingly. He was also a scene dude so I
really lked him but sometimes he was just really boring and has a strange
vioce.
"Harghrid" Sherlock ran a sex like hand in his hot maessy hair.
"Oh I saw him in the boiloigy class like five secs agoo!" Lego told us while
polishing his nail black and green and yhello.
"QUiCK!" Harry shouted exhautedly and pushed Legos away frum os so we coud
running to the biOlogy glassroom.
sherlock ran after us sighing exhausteldy.
"u guys r absolete p-nuts"b he whispered loudly. a bunch of ewhipster loosers
stared at us.
LATER THAT DAY
i showed up 2 Ronn's partie wearing a bright red sexy dress with clits on the
side that showd of my curves and black fishnets and brawn heills nd a neon
green lace bar, a matching thong, rlly intense smokey eys, bright brightred
lipstic. I wad with Bilbo and Harry was with Shellrock and Her moinee was not
hre (proably cuz she didnt find any1 to go wit and didnt wanna go alone). I
couldnt dee Ronn anywhere but i penetrated the house with Bildo by my sid and
moaned as they put a verry good scene sung.
IT WAS MY FAVORITE ALL TIME LOW SONG (Weightless) !
"OMG DANCE WITH ME," I grumble and forced Ciblo to dance with me and he smiled
bcuase he liked the song as well.
Some people booed to the song and i punched them in the face.
Shellrock was adncing with Harry kissing his ear hotly.
(AN (authors note9: oh my god arent they so fkcng howd!)
Bilbo leaned closed to me and hugged me as he sexyli denced ground againt me. I
felt so aroused and moaned harshly singing to the song.
"I wanna feel weightless 'cuse that woold be enof..!" me and Dbilbo sang it in
unison
Other cool scene kids sang as well but some sighed and 1 even trid to kick the
speaker
I was so frustratted cuz it was such a god song
"LINDLEY I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING 2 YOU." viblo blurted ut.
"SAY IT!" I screamed cause the music was rlly lawd.
"I LOVE YOU, KATHEY" he scorffed and shook his head.
I"LOVE YUO TOO" i i said but then took his haend and headed to the couch. He
blushed and tried to hide it but we both giggled and i kissed him on the cheek
as i penetrated through thr vrowd and we both sat down on rons cuch with BIblo.
He shoved me in the chouch and kissed me hard andi breathed out wildly.
"Bilbo…."
he toock of my bar a nd my dress. I moaned as i touched his member. he was so
hard, so i took his shirt off. i was so f*cking wet.. he touched my p*ssy
thrugh my thong. i moaned, causing the ssscene guys & girls (theyre bisexya) to
,asturbate to me…
***** Chapter 5 *****
Chapter Notes
     OMFG TO THE AnONYMOS PURSON WhO SAID I SUCKE, F*CK U THIS IS M FIRst
     FANFIC OK DX DX + i TOLD U IM WRITING THIS ON MY IPAD BC MY PA RENTS
     TOOK MU LAP TOP AWAY! DEY CAUGHT MEE HOLDIN G HANDZ WIT A BOI SO NOU
     IM GRUNDED UGH OKAY XXX3 pls revieu ily
     -Kthey
bilboo touched my p*ssy again, and it wuz so moist omg. i moaned louder (it
felt so god) and the mastubatag people moved closer. Shellrock came over with
his bae, John, and they started making out on the couch wth us. Harry came over
with Hermainee and wee all made out 2 gethr , Jon kissD Bible and liked hIS
earlobe "Oooh baby ur so howt"
"HE IS MINE YOU MUMMYFUCKING SUN UF A BIATCH" I screamed dresppresing ly at DR.
Whatsun
Ever1 gasped and shook their h ead in disapointmnt at John and Sherlokc kissed
John's mouth then thrusted into him lubelessly.
"DAMON FUCK FCK FUCKK" Stefan shooted frm the guyz bathroum. Elene frownd and
ran ther 3 see what wuz guing on
(she was probably worried chuz she didn't no that Demon and Stef were having
sexy and throught fromthing waz rong.)
Biblo wasd so friking hut! he kissed me hashly and put his hard penis in my
p*ssy and fucked me hart untl i cryed his name ovr eand over fgagain
Some ther ppl were having sex as well, and tere were bearly anyuno dansing.
"SAAAAAM" I herd Deen frm SPN scream frum the othr couch next 2 hours.
Casteeal and Crawrey from SPN wer ALSO having sex and they were write ntx too
us. I wuz so distracted dat i dont nptice hm grabbing my p*ssy and slicking me
fast
"Ohhhhhh BILBO! MORE PLZ" i screamed
Deen and Sam from SN stopped havin sex and cum
Demon and Steg also
Billdo leaned down to kiss me and i suddenly cum
"BILDO! ! " icecreamed (AN (Aouthors Notw): im so random XDXDXDXDXDXXX)
Bolbi also came and so did everyone in the rom.
I duddenly locked down at my tummy
"FUCK!" i telled loudly
I was..
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!PREGO!
***** Chapter 6 *****
Chapter Notes
     AN (authors noteess) : ok su im gonna continu 2 improve my English
     cuz my treasure told me i needed 2 write stuff 2 improve so here it
     goes :) x also for the stopid PEOPLE THAT REVIEWED F*CK U TOO. Also
     Jeff start using correct English cuz i have no idea whut u mean by
     'this story reads like old people fuck' whatever it means ur still
     stupid so ok bye. And 'Ok' if ethat even IS ur tealy name then wtf d
     u mean? :((
     I slit my wriststoday lool
     AND 'Rather Fabulous' (lol u arent fabulus anyways ) i DMed u and u
     should answer pls
     PS: sry dis chaptah is short
See the end of the chapter for more notes
"I shuldve used lube DAMMIT"Vilbo shot.
I scried and cried until my eyes heart. "I am 2 young for thiss!"
Some people laughed and some went to pet my hair and my belly and i puched them
away frustrardedly.
"GET OFF YOU Fç'CKERS" I stood up and ran out cesrimming, pumching Deen on my
waz o ut
(my parents wer dead so i loved on my own si i didnt hav 2 worry aboot what my
parent s would thank)
I grabd a bottl ov been from the frige and sat down at mi computear and looked
at BIelboos Tumblr blpg.
I wens on his asK and wrote a questiun "I WISH U WOULD DIE I HATE U " and
forgot to put anonymus
"SHIT" I cri ed even mor cuz if Biblo lookd at his s Tamblr he would cry becuz
he loved me
"rE u ok?" my my mom called frum dounstars
"NO!" icecreamed (looll xDXDXD ICECREAM!) "MY LIFE IS RUINED!
"OMG WUTZ WRONG"
i froze
...
...
i coudnt let my pa rents find ozt i wuz pregny!
 
Chapter End Notes
     AN 8authros note) thx for reading this chap. i am writing the 7th and
     it will be a long one i promise xxxxx )
***** Chapter 7 *****
Chapter Notes
     (AN (aUTHORS nute) : OK TWF is your Immortal? and Y is very1 talking
     about Tara Gilsebie? WHOs that? AND Stop lauffing me I TOLD U IT IS
     NOT MY FAUOLT IM ON A N IPYD! i h9 ppl that mak fun of me F*cK OFF! :
     ((( AND I M SORRZ 5 THE KATHEY THANG CUZ MY NAME I KATHEY AND I SAID
     IT INSTEAD OF LINDLEY SRRY… im sorry if iu sed capitols but i was
     angry pls review his is a longr chapt. be nice plz)
I queckly run aout of the window and spalshed on he groud fastely. i needt to
see bilbo b4 he sew the messge
I knowed he cjecked is tumblrawrrrr off 10 so i would B lockey if he ahdn't sen
it yat.
I flew on my bick and bicked all th wayy 2 BilbO's housee (AN (authors noteeee/
) : I know his huse cuz ov the sutobus school cuz he getz out b3 me and so i
cann see wher he livess)
V'''''' ''''''''' '''''''''' ''''''''''' '''''''''''' '''''''V
RAWRXDDDDD
"BILBO" I whispred as i rung the doorball.
I wayted untal he opened the door an i smiled tensly.
"heeyy!" he grims and t I walk in.
he frowns sincerily. "Is smth wrong?"
I laugh "WHAT DU U THINK? . I AM PREGNAT" I cry wimply.
Bilbo looks dawn. "I really shuld ove used lube…..." he sighs.
i sit dawn on the floor nxt 2 the dior. "whut's lube?" i frown desppresspingly.
"some stuff that makes u not prego."
I nod in undrstading. it made sense now.
"Anyway my dad touk my computrl away fm me so i cant use TUmblr…do u mind if i
use urs?"
"no us go ahead" he replied sexily.
I smiled and opn is laptop and deleted the question quickly. "Thanks" and i
closed the laptop and sighed hoppily.
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DAYS LATER
I wuz walking in the hallway of Shorewood & sum point Brittany S pears came up
2 me hlding crayonz in her hands and waved. "Haiiiiiii… is it tru ur pregnat?"
I lookd dawn and punched her hottly. "I DDN'T USE LOBE AND NOW I HAVE A BBY.
Anyway u have nice hair can i have it"
(aN (authord notes): HAHAH LOWL IM SO RANDOM XDDDDDDD sorry)
She cried sadly and walked away slowly .
Some cold kids came u p to me and smiled and HI Fived me sevral tames.
Idk why maybe the just thank bieng prengat is rlly cool. it isnt such a bad
than g after all tright?
I met some prengant gurls maybe pprbly copying me cuz hvaving a bby is the new
cool 8). "HELLO" sme pply told me.
I went to my locker and Bilbo :)
I winged fu*king sexily and laughed." Every1 thinks im cool now omg this will B
the best year!" I singseng.
Some rlly h0t guyz frm spn sat nxt to me, Dilf o, Sherllock, Joan, DNA Ronard
lunch.
There was Crowlay, Same, Cas, Deen (who looked rlly pissed me prbbly 4 pushing
in3 him), a dude that haz a grush on me called Metatron he is so f*CKING EW,
mish, & alsopropular kids…
everything was going the way a wanted it 2.
I had Bibloo' s babe, I was with the popular ppl (mos t uf them R goff but i
can deal with it DEan is a f*cking hottie he is like d so hot that the walls
burn haahHAHHAH but still he is scene YES)
(an (arthur's notes): I love janson Ashley)
so we ate chips and fish omelette with cranberrz juice ad Dean was such a pig
lol he ate so much pie & all that he kept eatign wuz cake and i took a monet to
speak with him.
"You like cake?" i said grossd out
"Yeah duuhi is like the best fooD.."
I nodded hot. "i dont rly like it sorry"
He gap ed and his face fell on the top of the cake.
He didnt move.
i graped and took my fone out od my povcket.. "Im calling an anbullence!"
every1 looked at me dramaticaly.
i dielled nine one on and cried.
"91q, whats ur emernancy?&"
"Deen Wunchester fainted on hi cake!" i shouted. " Idk but i think he isnt
breathing we need a ambuleance at Shirewud Acadmey!"
"Ok well b there in a monet!….."
I hun up n then stroked Dean's hair lovingly.
Some ppl wer panticking but some jus jept on eating theyre foo
I walke in Dena's hopital room & kissd his forehead he had cake iceing all
ofver his feces.
"Hi how r ur dong?" i asked him sexily. Shelrock huged Deena and cried all over
his hot body.
Deen nodded hotly "yeah they gave me drugs omg"
"lol" i repiled "lcukey"
"ikr!" he lauffed. "Dey make me hurny"
Sherlock kissed jon and walked out of the hspotial rool to leave me &Deen
aline.
"so i heard ur baby is a dude..."Is he gray? ?
"yeah" i nodded sadly "idk how to name him..u have eny ideas?"
"Em u coul d call him Deen? m?ay be…?" Deen proposed sexlikely.
"omg best idea thank u" i told him trankfilly. sudenly
he leaned furward n kissed me I kissed himnback. I clamed n top of him abd wwe
made outie
wen me and Harry wer o ut of the hopsitel he looked
"wuts wrong?" i was so cunfuddled.
"emmmm well i need 2 say sumthang…"
"ok sure tell mee.." i insisted seducavely. larry steppd forweard & smiled ten
steped frowad quickely and b4 i new it he was sexaly kissing me and we where
making out and he drapped me 2 the wall.
Suddanly he bressed his and & stroke my belly groughyl. I gasped enjoyang but
pushed away still
"wait garry ur grey!" i shouted in confusino.
lindley dont u fet it!" he screamed seductive "u
make me str8
"omsg rly! ! I didn't know I had that affect on people lol" I lied
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I DID KNOW I HAD THAT AFFECT ON PEOPLE!
***** Chapter 8 *****
Chapter Notes
     AN (authors note: haha omg guis dis chapt will be awesum lol lots of
     xxx
     if u no what i mean
     thx 4 the reviews, thatgirlxdxd :DDD u rock!!!!!! <3333333333 thx 4
     all the ppl that lik da story 3 hehe
     i slit ma warsts and arms 3day cuz i wuz pored. xxxxx
     katheyy<3death

He frowned sadly at me and i kissed him “barry harry “ i panted and kissed him
“i lick u, lindlay,” he whiskered sexily.
“i lik U2!!!!!!!!” ((AN avatars notes:) HAHA OMG BC U2!!!!!)
hE stated 2 ake off my shirt and i took off his plad jacket. I then grabbed my
bra and throw it on the metric floor. He took his shirt and pantts off and i
kissed his arm whilst he licked my belly, and took off the rest of my
 clothers…
…..”fu*ck omfg lindlay i think im in luv wif u s”
“mee too Martin freeeman"
“did u just call me-”
“OMFG YES YES YES” I CRied as he put his ******** in my ******* and i cry out
loud.
“....LINDLEEEYYY” He mourns. His throbbing d*ck felt so fuc*ing good in my
moist vag*na
Suddenly he kried out "NIKBO! !!!!!!!" AND CAME ON ME
"WHAT THE FUCK" ICECREAMED (LOLOLOLOL ICE CREAM)  BCAUAE THAY WAS NOT MY
FUVKING MANE
“OMFG I M SO SIRI “ HE ICECREAMED BACK
“U LOVE..LIBLOB??????” I CRIED CAREFULLY
“OK I DO IM SORRY LINDLAY BUT I LIKE U TOO”
“WTH IS GOING ON??????????????” BILBO POPPED OUT OF THE WALL AND SOBED.
“I WUZ DOING IT WIT LARRY AND..HE SAID UR NAME “ LINDALY CRIED.
THIS WAS TOO MUCH I WENTED 2 CRY SO BAD BUT I HOLD UP MY TEARZ CUZ I DIDNT
WANNA CRY IN FRONT OG BIELBO.
“Y ERE U DOING IT WITH HERRY?? I THROUGHT WE WHERE 2GETHER…! UR MY  BBY MMOMMY
LINDALEY.”
 “I KNOW BUT HE KISSED ME IM SORRY BILBO.”
 
“SHE KISSED MEEE!!!!!!!” HARRY SEID DEFFENSSIVELY.
“NO I DDINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I SHOUTED THRUGH DA SUOND OF BEES.
BILBO STARTED 2 DRY HARD. “I HATE U2 SO MUCH” AND HE WALKED OFF. (AU:(AUTHARS
NOZE) : OMG HE HATES U2 :OOOOOOOOOO)
"HJUST STOP OT U DICKS! !!!!!" I SCREAMED LOKE SHIT" I LOVE U BOTH"
***** Chapter 9 *****
AM (athors name): THX 4 the comment Xx enoby darkmess xC on archiev ov ur own
Ur awesum xx im so hppy that ppl finaely like this dstory haha the stupd
bitchez that said it was stupid r so f*ckin anoyang no 1 eveiwed on fanfactor .
net xxxx
luv u all life sucks1
-kathryn Harmon
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Dilbi cries sadly
***** Chapter 10 *****
Chapter Notes
     AN (Authors; Note): U kno wat, I got me frand Alex 2 profreed dis so
     itz better dan other chaptahs and ye also skewl statred so im so soso
     sosos sorr 4 not updatig lol i luv u CUPFACES im so random <3 Alexa
     is so kewl!!!!!! he just transpherd to mai skuewl frm the Paris
     county n hes emo but he likez scenic bi gurls XD hes rlly vool.
     ALSO sorr last chaptah was short i ran out fo ideas loooololol
     -Kathey (n now Alex 2!)
     P.S. alex doesn;t reed n watch the same shows as me so sum parts mey
     b put og characters srry
~~~~~X.X.X.X.X.X.X._.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X>X.X.~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MEANWHILE_IN_DEAN;S_ROOM_
 
Castial walked into Dean;s hopitale room Dean was lying there peaceful and
sleeping Cas was Deans brother so they;re not like together..…
«Oh hey Castial!» said Dean
«Hey Dean Winchester:» said Dean
«Longtime no see:» said Dean
«How our you?»
«Lindley, the girl that i;m love with said she doesn;t like pie so I fainted
and now I;m in here lol»
 
BACK WITH BILBO, HARRY AND LINDLEY
 
«Wtf??» Bimbo and Harry explained surprisingly
«I love both of you! You;re both tall and handsom, I love you both so much.
Lets stop fighting and cum (AN(AUTHRS NOTE) lol alex is punnyxdxd KAWAI im sp
random lololol) back to my place and have bi:sexy?»
Suddenly the  school  principal, Dumbeldore, appeared out of a corner.
«I heard that?» He exclaimed calmly. «Students are not allowed to have sexy
with each other! 2 weeks detention?»
«F*CK!!!!?» we all screamed. My parents are gonna kill me once they find out.
 
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«YOU GOT WHAT?????!!?» my mom, Mcgonnagol Potter, screamed.
«Its not a big deal!!!?» I screamed back at her.
«YES IT IS!!!!?» My dad Smaug screamed
«Oh my god I hate you I wish you weren;t my parents?» I screamed and ran
upstalrs Smeug, fisted frustradingly.
«What the f*ck is wrong with you loser?!!!?» They screamed after me
«I hate my life so much»I whispered as I turned away slammed the door here I
stand here I stay let the storm rage on the cold never bothered me anyway
(authors note i,m really random lol sorry)
 
«Im sorry okay but Dumbledore is a Mean Girl?» (AM (author;s monday (an:
Authors note) It;s monday DDD: i h7 nun day skewl sucked :( ew ew eweweweweweww
(an (aturthors noteception xdxdxdxdxdxd))) zomg Mean Gurl XDXDXD bast mova ever
(an: authors note) but i don;t rlly geet it /:/: )
«OMFG I H9 YOU PARENTS!!!!!!!» I screamed.
«GO TO YOUR FUCK*NG ROOM!» my parents unison-screamed ruthlessly.
«nO?» I lied
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I amwas going to my bedroom..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!£!!!!!!!!!!!!!£`p!!!!!!!
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<3y3 PICKACHOOSE U!!!!!! SO RANDOM ROAWRxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdx«)
 
i ran up the stairs
«I hate my life so much» i whispered as I turned away slammed the door here I
stand and here I stay let the storm rage on never cold bothered me anyway. ((I
LUV FROZEN (ATHEIST;S NOTES) i;m so  random hahahahahhahaha=)
I picked up my rasor and begun cutting my wrists then licking the blood off
because I wanted to commit suicide.
 
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1 hour of summer later (AN) (authors notifications)(XDDDDDDDDDzomeg))
 
I was lying in my bed crying because I couldn;t commit suicide.
Suddenly I heard a rock being thrown at my window. I walked out and saw Bilbo
standing under my window with a super pretty guitar.
Oh my god he is so cute!!!!!!!!!, I thought scenely.
«Lindley, I love you!:« He yelled from my backyard. He started playing a
beautiful song in French (an(AUTHORS note): ALEXXXXXXXXXXX <3 <3 hes from the
french so he speeks it <3 <3 ITS SO sExE LOL UR SEXE loljk jkjk or am i <3
anyway hes a poet so he wrote dis <3)
«mec cette conne pense que je suis un poète mais en fait je suis seulement en
train de parler à propos de fesses. fesses. fesses. fesses. je hai ma vie.
fesses. kathey (AN(authores note) LOL DAT ME NAME) est vraiment stupide
litérallement, mon dieu..»
«Oh my god Bilbo?» I moaned.
«I wrote that for you <3« He replied.
«That was beautiful! I can;t believe you wrote that?»
«Your eyes inspirated me.»
«I;m grounded.»
«Why?»
«Because we got detention.»
 «Ah. My parents don;t care¨¨»
«Mine do. So I;m grounded.»
«Can you sneak out? I actually came here to tell you that Ron;s having a party
tonight, and maybe you;d like to go with me?»
«Oh my god of course!?»
I put on my sexiest dress EVER. We went out and had fun
***** Pinky Pie *****
Chapter Notes
     AN (authers not): OH MY GOD ALEX IS DA BEST HE ASKED ME OUT
     AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
     we;re togetha now c: u guys can look at me tumblr (xxxkawaiikandixxx)
     becuz i posed a pictur wit him wit me n him!itz tagged itt az
     #BANANAS aaaaaaah hes so sexa i like you alex!!!!!!!! OMG I SAID THE
     L WORD
     ThX TO ALEX 4 PROOFREEDING DIS
     -Kathey and Alex <3
See the end of the chapter for more notes
 
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(divisions will be our okay, Alex!!!!!!!!!! (lol da fault in our
stars))~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE NEXT
DAY~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
I woke up in my bed and I was having contractions. I was giving birth to the
baby!
«AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!?» I screamed (AN(AUTHORS NOAT): alex said «icecreamed« is
stupid :(:(:( its ok i still like u <3)
«Is everything ok?» My parents ran into my room.
«I;m giving birth?» I screamed (AN(authoes nore) icecream though ::()
My parents drove me to the emergency hopital, where I gave birth to Harry;s
baby.
Bilbo came to see his son. «Oh my god he;s beautiful?» what;s his name?»
«Alex, after my first love« (AnAUTHOUTSNOTE): ALExXXXXxXXXxXxxxxxxxxx
gassgarthhhhhhHHHx<3 ALL TIME LOW!!!!)
«That;s a beautiful name?» Bilbo awwwed. Everyone in the city came to see the
baby since I was the first teenaged to get pregnant in my town. Bilbo kissed
the baby and me on the forehead. I looked around the room and there was one
face that was frowning. Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony!!!! (anauthorsnote
pinkie pie is liek a human in my stor okokokokkok???? ALEX ILIKEYOU)
*Why the fuc* is Pinkie Pie mad at me?* I thought.
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LATEEEEEER DAT DAY
 
I walked out of the hospital with Bilbo and Harry and Alex (An Author;s
Anotation!: ALL TIEM LOEW <3<3<3Y3<3<3ILY9) in my arms and walked to the school
with them. (an:(atuhor;s nobles) A lot of kidz in the town hadv childran so
they let bbys in HishireWood Ac.)
I went to French class (AN (authors noses) HAHA ZOMG ALEc U ARE SO GOOD AIN THE
FRENCH GLASS!!!!) with Harry Sherllrock, John, Harry, Alex, Dean, Biglo,
Gandalf, Pie Pink, Castial, Crowrey, Kanye West, and so many wizards.
We learned stuff and Bilbo was bored cause he is so good in french (ALEX<3) so
he watched Batman.
Alex cried in the middle of the class so we got to leave b4 the other wizards.
Me and Dean and John and Alex and Harry and Bigolo hopped back to my house.
I breast bed Alex as we trotted up the stairs, and Bivlo was singing Fal out
boy songs(an authors:nope) <3333)
Harry was practising spells for his OWELS exams and we got in my room (AM
(author’s vogue): zemg stup thfinking so dritily hahahahaha)
I sat down on my bed and Gandalf went two his room whilst Pink Piè, Cestial,
Growrey, Alex, John, Sheralock, Harry, Keny, Sam sat on the ground in front of
me and smiled up.
Chapter End Notes
     plz review and liek i wil luv u 5ever
***** Chapter 12 *****
Chapter Summary
     enjiy!!
Chapter Notes
     (an)(auror’s notes); hi guyz!!! im so surry i didnt update for a wiel
     :((((( I wuz really buzzy wif school and aspesially wif french (if u
     no wat i mean ;)))) and alex gave me a ring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xdxdxdxd
     he s perfact okey luv u alexxx)
I, Lindley Skullringz, walked down the stairs to get a coffe. It was dark &
scary and i humed up to do my coffe quickly and fastly. Suddenly, out of the
darc someone grabbed me frm behind and I moaned “What du un what with me?!!!!”
The attaker laughed scenely. I wanted 2 kiss him. “Katherine I want you!!”
I screamed for Gidlo’s help.
No one came (an(notes):hahahahahahaha lel came ged it) “I am lord Voldemorte
and I am here 2 fgive you the Dark Stain!”
“No pls I’ll do anything you want!!!!”
He was so fu*cking hut.
“WHAT IS GOING ON???!!!!” screamed Harry with a big gasp. He was really
attractive in that moment. “Avada…:” began Voldemor
“No!!” Bigolo came in and knocked the Dark lord out!!!!!
 
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(i luv u alex n)
We tied the noseless monster on the wall and Harry kicked him as his scar hurt
bad.
“Why ME????!!” I screamed wif hotness and bad*ssness.
 “Because your the chosen 1 lindley.”
We all glared at him in sorrow.
EVERYone wuzZ DSO HOT I CNAT
get away frum hur harrie screemed
Lindley doesn’t even read my edits, I can write whatever I want! Hi world, I
hate my life. And I hate this story tbh. -Alex
“SHE CNAT LIVE WHile I LIvE” vodlemoret screameed
sUddenly, Harry kiss vodle!!!!!!!!!!! it was hot and passionant
“OMFG U GUYZ ARE In LOVE!!!!!” Lindley screamed.
Bidle crid bc he wuz inluv wif me & harrie & harrie thrusted is pELVIS (an_
(author’s notess): ELVis presley XDDd my mom lieds him) in2 voldemrote’s hotly.
i started mastubatang. golly my ************ was so moisted
This wuz so fçcking huwt.t
dena joined in wif Crowrey and Caestiel & we all kissed and bildo & hairry
hugged hottttly. (AN(arthur’s sword) THERE R SO MENy TS BECUZ DEYR HOTTTTTTTER
DEN HOT)
Deen toko Caseitl’s hend & LOL JK GRAYS R GROSS (AN(AUTHORS F**** NOTE) OMG OMG
OMG LIKE TOYS R US) -Alex
sudnexpectadly, castiel kissedme &.......……..................................
i came so f&(()*cking hurd as he thrust his willy into my hoo haa billyio
kissed Dean (an(uauthors notes:) :) NO HOMOO lol bcuz cows xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd)
passieanonately as he berked of quiackly.
Larry gasped
he grabbed his HUGE MASSIVE willy wonka (ac/authors’cnotes) WILL WOKA zomg lel
charly @ the choclate factry is da best timmy borat movie (after nightemare b4
crhsitmas) and acccidentaly fapped (AANN(lol liek cnn)lol i jst found uot what
it meens frum alex) it so hard it fell of!!!?!!!!!!
***** Chapter 13 *****
Chapter Summary
     HI guyz ur all gr89
Chapter Notes
     Chapter 13 (authores boats):dAD LUCK :OOOOOOOO)
     AN AN AN AN (auwhores nate) OMG OMG OMG OK SO my parents found out i
     watch ADULT SHOWZ
     liek dr who n stuff
     so deyr takinaway my laptope AGAIN WTF I H9 THEM SO MUCHd
     dats Y i dident update hahah StarGirl takns 4 lieking da story!! ur
     awsum (almoset liek 5SOS hahahahahahaha) but n0 deir waey kewler
     also deiy cught me kissing elex on da cheek in da kitchen room omg
     lol roflcopter
     DoCtahr whU is soo o oguud!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alex 2!
     but at leest
     now
     i hav alex
     so
     i ca writ
     @ his plaicce
     nahaah im jkjkjkjkjk he
     wont let me coome (HAHAHA CUMIN)
     ogrre lol shrek
     :(:(:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
     ((((((((((((.
     but i stilll have me ipad
     so yea
     i kinda ran ot
     of ideas
     so yeea
     enjoy
     louv you <3333333
     i h9 my lyfe x_x
     -xxxKathey
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Bilbo Baggins frm hobbilitown thirst his wonker into my twat
suddenly batman
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i wuz dreaming
kanye west (an(AUTHORTS NOTE) HES SO HOT OMG ALEX IS BI SEX Y’ALL TOO BUT HE
DOESNT THANK KANYE EAST IS HOT :((((((( WTF) wuz dere and i was liek omg KANYE
WEEsT
kim k was dere 2 and we were all havin a 3sum and n
 
orth east wuz watchin (an) alex dunt kno who she iz ::((( wtf)
my friend emily suddenly came into da room
“OMG WTF YOURE HAVING A 3sum WITH KANYE AND KIM K AND DIDNT TELL
MEE???????!!!!!” she screamed (my friend emily is frum skool she lieks disstory
(HURRHURRHURRHURRHURR LOL GET IT CUZ DISS AND STORY) shes also a scene and she
like kanye F:)
Hey guys it’s Alex. Kathey still doesn’t read my edits, so I kinda gave up and
I’m just gonna add stuff like this. Butts. Are. So. Mother. Fucking. Great. lol
we all had sex roflcopter lmfao :p
 
***** Chapter 14 *****
Chapter Notes
     AN (auror’s goats): HI guzy dis is Katheyy <33333 hahaha i am so
     funny xdxdxdxdxdxd im sorry 4 not upd8ing for a while boat i wuz bust
     (haha lol get it cuz he touched mi boobby (hurr hurr lol get it cause
     boob and bby) wif alex ;))))))) and stuff zomg XMAS. i rlly didnt no
     dis wood get so populiar!! tonsils (lol liek da girl in harry pettor)
     4 da reviews and comments! FALL OUT BUOYS IS DA BEST GRAND (wif all
     tiem low & patpd! & seleana homos lolololololololol XD)
     ANYAYWAS
     if u haz any rekuests 4 stuff 4 mi 2 wriet den jus tell me!!!!!!
     commrant/review (im posin 2 both archiev of deir own and fanfocton
     .nettle)
     btway (dats how i wriet btw now) im on mi itampon (lol get it cause
     eye pad and itampon lol mi mom told mi wut a peeriot(ew) wuz
     yesterdy))
     O AND zince itz xmas im givin all ov u a presant!!!!!!!!! 2 CHAPTAHS
     TODAY! YAH
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it wuz xmas!!!!
Wee all work up & Diego held me statistically. He wuz so hut. I wentd 2 kiss &
make OUAT wig him and sexy him
Seen wuz touching his necklace by Castirl & looking in2 the fire cenly
We were beutigul
Den suddenly............ SATAN
--

lol Santa cummed and we spoke 2 him. We stole all his GIFs (lel). He cried and
pushed up da chimneyy. I gasped
"Santa is so Gr9" said a bilbo
"Hahahzhsh yus l" Harry responded with proundress
A duck passed by and we gazed hotly
Goodnight &emery little xxxmas (an:(:airheads nothing) looooollll xxx
hahahahehdhd)
Suddenli i hurd a nock at da dooor. i went to open it. it was dylan and coal
spouse!
“OH MI GAWD WHATCHA DOIN HUR” I SCREAMED
“Were satna’s elfs! adn we have a presant 4 you dat satin forgot 2 give u.”
“omg omg omg what is it”
den dey both leened in n kissed me!!!!!!!
 “dats ur presant” dey sed at the same tiem
“I LOVE IT” then i fainted bc THEYRE SO HOT
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5 minutes of summer later
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Hey it’s Alex. I would like to apologize for the stupidity of this fanfiction.
You’re all probably wondering why I, such an old and whise soul, am with such a
moron. Well, my fellow emo mens rights activists (I’m gonna piss off so many
feminazis lol), Katherine (That’s right, that’s her real name. Not “Kathey”) is
young, but she has already developed an ass that won’t quit, and titties that
are perfect. I just hope she lets me bury my bone in her.
With best regards,
Alex
P.S. Don’t comment anything about this. I don’t want this absolute idiot to
find out I’m only with her to fuck her. Onwards with this horrendous story:
 
i wuk up wit balbo standing ovar mi.
“oh golly r u okey dokey?” he shouted
“NO!!” I HOLLERED “COOLE AND DILAN SPICE WRAPPED (lel cuz xmas)ME!!!!!”
Jesus appeared sexily
“Lindley u r sinner!” he hollered
“JESAS NO!” I SCREAMED AS HE SHINED A LIGHT AT ME AND SUDDENLY I WUZ IN HEAVAN
Obama wuz dere
He wulked up 2 mi
“Hullo Lindley”
“OMG HOW DO U KNO MI NAME”
“I know everthang”
“BUT WATE Y R U IN HAVAN UR ALIFE”
 “Im god”
“Woah”
“Anway uve sinned.” he sighed “uve let alex tuch ur boob”
“yea it felt good 2 him”
“TIS A SIN!” he hollered “AND 4 DATU SHELL B PUNNISED”
“OBMANA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOboop
hey it’s
AlexOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOThis
is a lot of
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should
dieOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmen’s
rights are important
toooooo0000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmeninism
is
lifeOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmy
hair matches my
soulOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOspoiler
it’s blackOOOOOOOOOOOOfeminazis should suck my dickOOOOOOOlmao that’s right, be
mad, Tumblr feministsOO!”
***** Chapter 15 *****
Chapter Notes
     (AN(AUDITION NOTES)hi GUIs dos is speciel no.2 4 Xmas! Merry holydays
     evri 1 alex2 ur so hut liek pizza hut lelelelelelelelelelelel SE2ND
     CHAPTAH FOUR 2DEH)
obma sed “repent fur ur ways (lol obama is a furry)! ur a yung preson and yung
preson shuldnt hav a childe. u hav 2 klli ur bebeh”
suddenly everthang went black n den white n den normal. i wuz bak in mi living
room n biglboni wys stall sitting ovr me,
“oMG LINDLEY UR ALIVE TIS A XMAS MIRAKAL”
“um wut happen”
“u were out 4 like 5ever” baggins bilbo said
“wowb i had a dreem. Dat obnana brock (lelelelel pokēęmon)) wuz guud and dat I
haed been punishing!!!!!!!! he sed i need 2 kill me bebeh”
“wtf but u just gave girth!!!!” my mummy screeemd 4rom upstars
"NO1 ASSED U MUMMY!" I shouted pointlessly back with a pittyfull sogh.
"May be u should weight a bit n see cuz it's Xmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes ur toright Harry pot (an:(autuhors notes) lolhzahaha xdxd alexx told me
wut it wuz 2day i want sum pot)" I responded breifly.
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We wer in da dying rumm (anu) authuf s notes)) git it because living room is 2
mAinstreem) I'm funny)) and Harry and dean were xchenching Xmas GIFgfs. We
laffed quikly and Harry opened his goff
It was...an invincibility croack!
We all gasped darmatical like
"Dats a cooak dad marks u invinncible!!!! Hahah wow www ", we said all ladylike
Harryet trith it jon and he Bcam invinsible!
Rock Grimes (my cousin dats 1 ov da most popular scene kids in da county)
walked in2 dje room with a sigh "wattpad (lelelelelel wattpad)r u all doing??
Ur supposed to open the gigs downstairs!! " he rolled his eyes and joined us
anyways. He is hot and made me want 2 share incects with him. He had a rlly
scene & dyed nion beard and it was *fuc*cking hot!
I sighed deprezzing-like as i rmembered my convo wif Alabama.
sudennelly hanna montana wulk in!!!!!!!!!! (i neva seen hanna montana but mile
cirys is hut as f***ck but not in a lebaneese way)
she haed y lang hair donw 2 her SUPPLE BUTTOCKS she wulked ovre 2 ricky grims n
made outie w him
Katherine is so fucking stupid. We should all kill her morbidly. - Alex (not
the stupid baby ‘Lindley’ had)
suddenely hte rock dwaiyn jonhssonn walked in (he my new celeb crush!!!!!!!!!!
fuck off martin freema u short angry imbecile)
snata came down da
cchimey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!he
gave me a gift ov tru luv ok bai i need to sleepy now it’s xmas tomorow as im
wratnig dis but ill psot it tamari!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 < 3 <3 <3 <3 <3 < 3<3
,,<3 lots ov love and hoep 4 ur xmas holi2weeks (an: authors note) buecase it
isn’t 1 day it’s 2 weeks of holy2weeks hahahahah lolroflol i’m tired
goodnighty)
 
***** Chapter 16 *****
 
 
it wuz 2015 OMG OMG OMGOMG aftr da xmas incadent & every1 wuz enjoing deir xmas
giffs. I was sad bcuz i had 2 kill alex <3. i didnt nut wut 2 do so i preid 2
onbama again.
hE unEXpectadly caem in2 my rooom & laughed darmatically.
sUDenlly he grabed the corna of hiz face AND LIFTED IT OFF AND IT WUZ A MASK
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“christeen” I moaned to her.
“omg ur so hot lindley” kirstenn replied hotly. She wuz wearing a black dress
dat feel 2 her anklez &&. had high platphorm shoos. She wuz also wearing light
pink(ie PIE HAHAHAHAHA) lipspock and pale founding. Her hair wuz up in a pony
(an:Authors notes) : MY LITTEL PONY!!!) tale and she had green and weight hair
extenshions.
lol jk no homo
 
sudennly nimbus vagings appreared
“BEGONE U EVIL WATCH” he screemed @ kartsten steviert n thru water @ her
“NEEEOOOOO IM METLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” she screemed
omfg wtf” i whistered orgasmically
***** nut an actual chaptah but dis needs 2 b said *****
Chapter Summary
     fuck everyone
Chapter Notes
     fuck off
thank you 2 Snakecharmed79. dis fanfoc was on an artizle abt bad fanfic, and im
rlly mad tbhhhhh. i fucking put effart (fart) in this fanfiction. i fucking
work on this, adn fuck pretentious assholes who think they’re on a high horse
just because my writing style is different from others’, because im A FUCKING
TEEN. Im only 12, why do grown ups always feel the need to act so
condescending?
to answer some questions:
IM FUCKIGN TIRED of people asking if this is seriousl or not. go back 2 ur nest
of hatred and hatred for TEENS liek ME. I’m sorry that you think my writing
style sucks, but I genuinely LOVE writing this way, and if you have a problem
with this then dont fucking read it. I originally started writing this so that
people who love the same stuffz as me could enjoy this.
Yes, im mad that this was on that artizle. I dnot consider my fanfoc bad, and I
cryed for an hour last night because everyone in my life seems to hate me -
Alex is making me change just so that he likes me, my parents think im a
disappointment, im failing all of my classes, and i barel y ahve friends. why
do u think that making fun of me would solve anyting? fuck you, fuck my
praents, fuck alex, fuck school, fuck empire magazine. fuck off. i thot people
liked dis fanfic, i thot it would be different and good. i feel bad for evern
tryihn.
epmire can keep da artizle up, andn my fanfic can stah there. but i hoap
whuever wroat da artizle nows dat becuz of dem a 12 yer old (me) will cut
tonigt.
fuck everyone,
-Katherine Alexandra Harmon
P.S. RAWR XD :( fuck off
***** okok actuAL chaptah *****
Chapter Summary
     im still rilly mad abt tthe empire magasine artixle but heres a
     chaptah lol i actally wrote dis before the artizle
AN(aviators nathan): NYAH!!!!!! XD ok guiz sooO!!!!!!! i tlaked 2 Alex
(babebabebabebabebabebabebabeba) n he mad me reelize how gross bein happy is.
so ya. im emo now. i h9 my live. i h9 ever2 & u should all die. expasanly da
ones whu sed my fan function sucks d*ck.
lelel alax told me what d*ck maenz
Plas can sum1 explain wthh is their immortal¿¿? Lel I dunt geddit bcuz ever1
talks bout it in da comments. N rediews. Alex tat me how 2 kill sum1 2day. We
only did it on a mannequween so don't areasta me lolmeao.
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I wuz sad CHRIST swetard was gone. So I cried. But not in a gay way bc dat
meanz happy. And I'm not happeh. clapeh alang if u dnot feel liek happehnes iz
da truth. cauze im not happeh lalalalalala i h9 dat song i h9 my laife.
the next dey i wuz in belbos bed. he wuz seeping but i wuz lookin up @ him
sexilt.
suddanlyy…………. DA FORTEENTH DOCTER WALKED OU T OF DA TARDIS WITH A EMO FACE. IT
WUZ BRENDUN URIE FRM PANIC & DA DISCO!!!!!!!!!!!
“I wright sinz not tragediz” he said punk. very punk
“BRENDAN I lUV U” bieblo shouted. i didn’t no he wuz a pA!td fan.
he toook his sunic screwwdrivr out ov his pocket n frowned heavily. “Who is
brendan wut my naem is the dr.!”
I cried sexually. yeah
binbrunolo mars*erbuted 2 brendn frm panack @ the dancefloor. i joined in. we
had an orgy and den brittany s pears startead singing whiel blowing up brundon.
i squeezd my peech loudly. n den i cammed. brendun was so hot. when i opend my
eyes he wuz kissing me emoly and his handz wer on his
thang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also liek i h9 my life just sayian but nut brendun urie nn gerald way (lel mcr
is da best bc dey r so emo)
***** Chapter 19 *****
Chapter Notes
     AN(artichoke’s notes!! (ew i h9 artichokes) HAHA SYKE)):
     OK 1ST OV ALL IM SO FCKING PISSED BC SPENCE R SMIRTH LEFT PANIC!! AT
     THE DISAK. I WILL MurDeR hIM in SHi sleep P plZZ SPENcar cm back!..
     nd alSO L8 APRIL FOLLS HAHAH MGO. xdxdxdxdxd (sike hahah i just
     learnt dat word)
     soRRi 4 nut upd9ting. i h8 every1.
 
MILKY WAY joined uz nd martubuted to p!atd nd
mcr!+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (an : (author z notez) : i fcKING loVE
milky way (GeRARD wayz bro!). Den the em and am joined. Den SKITTLES
(auto(atari knob): im warrant this on my BRBROTHAS IPHONE. So autocorrect is a
batch)
btw im kinda out of ideas for da plot? ?????? So of any of u have ideas
comments pls
okay so Lindsey was in her bathroom bleeding her hair ok.
Bibloo and alex ran in and smild circularly.
bablos said.. “h ellO LINDELY!”
alex sarted 2 cri. suddenly…………………………………………………………………….DOCTAR BROAW N ARRIVED
OUT V DA DELOREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“elindly u hav 2 go bak 2 da futuer!!”
i died my hair Greene  (lel jahn grren) lolol
AHAHAHA APRIL FOOLZ
U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i died mah hair red (liek gerard’s wheys.)
 
nd den marti mclaf walkd oot ov da car wif einstien (lal da dog nut da actor
ably ainsten)
i cried “WaT y!!!???? wat happens in da futuer.”
Alex smiled diagonically.
DOCatr emmit brownies sighd passinatically. “itz nut u!! itz bigolo!! letz go!!
lev alx nd dilgo hear!!!”
“n0 wey!! (lel gerrald wey!!) i’m nut leving w/o/ biablo nd my bae alex.letz go
wif dem!” i screamd. (ice cream xdxd) (skye)
marti mclyf cried but nodded. so did doc bows. “okie dokey!!!!! go go go!”
 i landed in2 da tiem travel deeloran n we left by filing.
lemao gudbye cruel wolrd.
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